tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59794061010027146432024-03-12T19:23:35.665-07:00Blue in da FaceAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164743082158201640noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5979406101002714643.post-49056832062895255462012-06-07T23:25:00.000-07:002012-06-07T23:25:11.673-07:00"That is just Turrible!"<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">As I watch Rajon Rondo for the Boston Celtics tear
it up during these NBA playoffs, I can’t help but laugh at how horrible the
Phoenix Suns organization has been in recent years! I know what you are
thinking. What does one thing have to do with the other? Well for all of you “loyal”
Phoenix Suns fans in 2006 the Suns actually drafted Rajon and traded the future
All Star to the Boston Celtics so he could win a Championship! Rajon sends his
regards! I wish I could say that was the only mishap on the Suns part but they have
been filled with one transaction blunder after another.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Ok, soooo maybe I am being hard on the Suns? Maybe it
hasn’t been as bad as I think? Give me a second let me reflect….<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Sorry, it definitely has been that bad! We can start
with the “other brother concept” that the Suns seem to use for their draft
picks. Taylor Griffin, he is the brother Blake Griffin! You know the guy that
can jump over a KIA in a single bound. Robin Lopez brother of Brook Lopez who
is tearing it up for the Nets and <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the
most recent draft Markieff Morris who was prospected to be less talented than
his brother Marcus who was drafted one pick after the Suns by the Houston
Rockets. If you can’t draft Arnold don’t settle for Danny Devito! <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">It’s no secret that the Suns have been horrible in
the draft since Amare, who coincidently doesn’t play for the Suns anymore. Now if
you are a Suns fan, I expect you to totally disagree with that statement and
try to argue that Marcin Gortat is a solid player. I would tend to agree that
he is a sold player, but you traded him to Orlando and luckily got him back 5
years later. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Let me throw some names out at you: Earl Clarke 14<sup>th</sup>
overall, Alondo Tucker 29<sup>th</sup> overall, Rudy Fernandez (traded to
Portland), Nate Robinson (traded to Knicks), Luol Deng (traded to the Bulls),
Casey Jacobson 22<sup>nd</sup> overall and who could forget Zarko Cabarkapa 17<sup>th</sup>
overall pick (who?). <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>*Side note* Phoenix
Suns office, Austin Rivers is really good! I would draft him this year…just
saying!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">The Suns have had some good trades I must say! The
Steve Nash and Michael Finley trade for Jason Kidd. Then Jason Kidd traded for
Stephon Marbury. Then the trade Stephon to New York and pick up Steve Nash from
free agency, wait didn’t we start with this guy? Ok, so a little sarcasm with
that trade success, but in all honesty that Charles Barkley trade was classic. I’m
sure that conversation was hilarious:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Jerry:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Hey Paul guess what? We got Charles Barkley”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Paul: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Uhhh,
Ok I guess ill go tell KJ he is going to Philly.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Jerry: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“No, we didn’t have to give up KJ!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Paul:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Well, who the hell did we get him for?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Jerry:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Hornacek, Lang and some dude, Tim Perry?”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Paul:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Get the f!@# outta here!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Jerry:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“I know right!”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Paul:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“WTF”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164743082158201640noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5979406101002714643.post-48825175023888578052012-06-06T20:27:00.000-07:002012-06-06T20:27:59.233-07:00"TERRY CREWS, YOU ARE MY HERO!"<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I have been dieting and working out consistently for the past 3 weeks and I can see a significant changes in my body. Its crazy to think that with a change in mindset and a little determination what you can do. I used to go in the gym and do all the workouts that I WANTED to do; curls, bench, curls and more curls. Not the greatest work out plan but I figured if I got my chest and arms big and buff you wouldn't notice the flabby stomach.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Its funny how you can find motivation from a stand up comic. I started thinking of Kevin Harts stand up <em>"Seriously Funny"</em> when he is talking about his uncle that worked out but was "all arms...no legs!" ha ha (I guess you have to see it) None the less, I somehow found my initial inspiration from a 5' 5" comic with Napoleon </span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">syndrome.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times;">I mean lets face it people, I am 30 years old! Before I know it I'm going to be 40 years old (geez). If I don't get into shape now there is very little chance for me in the future. I used to have dreams of falling asleep on the beach and waking up to people roping me off like they do to the animals that wash up on the beach so people leave them alone. On the bright side at least I don't have to try and find an open spot on the beach. VIF "Very Improtant Fatty!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times;">All my friends are skinny too! Pisses me off! I cant be the fat friend! "Hey, have you met my friend Myron? He has a great personality!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times;">Nope, nope, nope, that is not going to be me! I found this workout by Terry Crews that I started doing. You know Terry Crews, the goofy ,GINORMOUS actor from the movies <em>White Chicks, Expendables, Longest Yard,</em> all of those <em>Old Spice</em> commercials and soon to be released <em>Expendables II!</em> (wait for it to come out on video, trust me)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I work out 5 days a week, cut my calorie intake by half, started taking this dietary supplement called <em>"Jack3d"</em> that was recommended to me by a couple of friends that have taken it. So far so good. I have actually become quite addicted to working out. I have these things called "traps" now! They are located between your shoulder and neck. don't know what they are for but they look cool!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">I used to say "I bet if I worked out I could look like Terry Crews!" Now that I have been doing this for such a short time and had such good results I'm starting to think that I really can look like Terry Crews. Way more handsome though!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times;">Is the world ready for a handsome and fit Myron who maintained his personality from when he was fat? I don't think so world, I don't think so!</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15164743082158201640noreply@blogger.com1